Saturday, March 05, 2005

The Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee!

Got an email this morning which was all about "The Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee".

To all the golf (and goof) balls in my life, salut! There are times when I have felt that I have bothered a little too much about the sand in my life and given the golf-balls secondary priority. Even the best golfers lose their focus off the ball, while trying to figure out how to avoid the sand-traps on the course. Ofcourse, there's stuff which neither qualifies as sand, nor as golf-ball material....thats what they call the ROUGH :) in golf-lingo!!!!!
What's buzzing right now?
Dont Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty


Anonymous said...

"Help me if you can I'm feeling down" - I also think I must be lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw him on the golf course yesterday. Now this is strange because usually I see him in the supermarket.

Honest really, last time I saw him there he was right in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new lcd tv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a lcd tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger.

Then I'm gonna go home, put ma dancin' suit on, munch me some uppers and freak out to that maaaaaaaaad surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on ma lcd tv .

How cool is that boy?

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

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